New York can’t get him out of her head so she has to bring him back.
This week’s MVP
My bad.
This week’s MVP
The final four is Flex Pack versus the Little People – Chi Chi and Sinister. Why wouldn’t 12p feel confident?
Production decides there will be no more (lame) challenges (pilfered from Rock of Love). Instead there’s going to be two threesome dates featuring a boy from each divide.
Oh the tension!
First up is Flex and Chi Chi. The date is in the desert (pilfered from Rock of Love).
Flex recounts his war wounds from being in the house.
You signed the waiver.
Back at the mansion 12p plays Sinister like a discount Wii.
When the threesome get back from their date –
“Sinister might be playing a little game
so I don’t blame the guy. I still love him.
It doesn’t bother me.”
12p and Sinister get the arse end of the day.
This is where 12p earns his stipend; Sinister calls him ‘Dave’. A mini-conversation about their real names ensues. (What’s Daisy’s?) Sinister’s name is Derek.
12p: “I thought it was Joshua Lee.”
Like a badly placed product and a smile.
“Pass the liquor.”
Sinister tries his luck.
“Some guys got it. Some just don’t.”
He escorts his celebreality meal ticket through the house to her bedroom. But…
Someone take the tattoos off this boy and put him in a tutu.
Nothing’s stopping 12p.
Chi Chi wants to talk to her after 12p’s done.
Chi Chi. Women want to cuddle after 12p’s done.
The next morning 12p declares himself season winner to the mirror. To be fair he’s been doing that since I♥NY.
The Rat needs a reason to be on this show. He’s going to pick the winner. Now TFi is not inferring the Ratman is gay. Anyone who dated a porn star is too trashy to be gay.
Janine was cute in the 90s
Here’s the Rat pick:
Daisy starts overheating.
Lie to me.
But do it with sincerity.
- ‘Lie To Me’
Depeche Mode
Movies exist through the suspension of disbelief and television exists because families don’t want to interact with each other. If you know your wife is cheating you may not want to confront her ‘cos that could lead to divorce.
Vh1 have to explain this bulls hit somehow.
“The truth of the matter is Daisy is not
really focussing on the other guys. She’s
thinking ‘if
would be perfect’. These guys are all second
fiddle to
“I still think he’s the wrong choice for
Daisy. So I figure we bring
back. Daisy figures there’s nothing to
this guy and then she’s going to notice
she does have some pretty good guys
right in front of her.”
Entertainment logic from the industry that brought you Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.
With the campaign over and the votes still being counted someone has to explain to the candidates that the election is null and void.
“
just turned it upside down.
a quitter. We’re going to break him down.
Make him quit again.”
“…If Daisy likes him I support her in all
her decisions.”
Chi Chi should audition for Megan’s new show. He could be the track ho to Brandy C’s bottom bitch.
The eliminations
With
When a girl says “You’re a good friend…”
So it’s the final four.
Again.
If they bring anyone else back I’m going to stop these recaps.
Again.
Next time on Daisy of Love:
An ex-girlfriend is a why girlfriend.
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