Friday, 27 March 2009

I Love Money 208

Der Untergang

When a reality show threatens to take a wrong turn the producers willl change the rules as they go along step in and steer the ship. They did it with Buddha. 51 Minds rule this house not the OG.
This weeks MVP.

Bonez has been sent home and the OGs wallow in their victory (as usual).
Frank roll calls his alliance.
Your eyes do not deceive you. Yes. That's It.

Tailor Made acknowledges if they don't win the next challenge the TMF are finished.The love story from 207 continues.Ah. So that's why he's in Frank's alliance.

The TMF don't know about this or don't care. At their strategy meet they accept that It is the only one left to turn. Tailor Made sees him as his key to 'victory'.

Team captains Tailor Made and Safari receive instructions from Craig: Write down the names of the two team members they trust most. No brainer right? Right?
Cliff hanger.

The challenge: Tailor Made wrote down Prancer and Ice (obviously). Saaphyri wrote down Frank and Frenchie because Buckwild is not on her team.
"I am the challenge throwing champion."

51 Minds rule this house not the OG.

Craig tells the wannabes that the team captains and their two picks alone will participate. I.e. there won't be any challenge-throwing today.
"In my team the stay away players is crackhead ass
Myammee dumb ass It and stupid ass Cali

It is the guy who's spooning her remember. Saaphyri really does remind me of Frank's ma.

During the challenge Buckwild comes out with a racist comment directed at Prancer. Not one person (black white or Frenchie) called her out on it. This includes Craig. Just because Becky tries to pass herself off as black doesn't give her a pass to slag off black people. Buckwild's intent was jest. The result was racist. She stepped over the line like a friend at a family gathering. Yet her comment was nothing compared to the shameful trash on Celebrity Apprentice. This is the reality in television.

Back to our regular programming.Green Team won lost are in shit.

As paymaster Tailor Made now holds all the power in the house and he's still plotting. He wants both The Entertainer and Saaphyri in the box. The plan is to get It to engineer a stalemate thereby giving Tailor Made the power to choose which 3 of the green Team go in the box.Meanwhile
Frank wants It in the box (as well as Cali and of course Myammee). Saaphyri wants him in a different box.

Frank tries to sell his plan.Later Saaphyri decided to bubble his plan.Saaphyri thinks It is a feeble imbecile.It may well be a feeble imbecile but he knows when his life is in danger.TMF refuse to give It a free pass. He has to work at it: Turn Saaphyri against Frank. Or you might find yourself going home.Oh Saaphyri. We've talked about this.

Inside the vaultAs soon as Craig announces their 15 minute window –The fit hits the shan.Back in the vault Craig takes over. He supervises the vote.He tried to: It's like a Liberal Democrats tea party. No clear consensus.Craig calls in the Gold Team. 20p can't believe it.
Tailor Made can.Guess who's going in the box.Aw. Super model. Both your boyfriend and your girlfriend.

Time for the power outing.Frank tries to New York a New Yorker. It gets him the 1on1. Clearly Tailor Made does not like Saaphyri; "the most diabolical woman I've ever met".

Really? More so than Sister Patterson?

Frank puts his cards on the table.Tailor Made is no mug. He has a choice between Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.

The eliminations
Even Craig has to admit the tables have turned.The OG has intimidated Tailor Made bullied him tortured him called him names. Yet even in his moment of glory he's still scared of Saaphyri.Let's get Frenchie out of the way first.
"If Tailor Made keeps me tonight I'm going to be a bigger snake than
him and I'm going to gun for him and get him out of this house."
"I don't think anybody should trust anybody that's 37
and living in mom's basement
"I'm feeling good about the decision I'm about to make."

W(tf) just happened?
"I love money."

Mission accomplished.Or not.Then Craig dissolves the teams.

Next week on I Love Money 2:Cowards die many times before their death.

You're rabbi's gone Cali.

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