In celebration of today's much anticpated release I'm sharing my thoughts on the movies that make hair stand on my skin.








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Words Without Fear









Et tu Cage?
Will Fight For Love
At last week’s eliminations Daisy offered
Second best. At best.
They lament and feel sorry for themselves while Chi Chi wants them out of the room so he can sleep.
Wrong words. Wrong time.
Emotional transfer: Cage goes from despondent to enraged.

Chi Chi you were warned.
Cage, way to pick on one half of the smallest man in the house.
Big Rig takes the initiative and brings Daisy breakfast-in-bed.

Isn’t that where you eat sitting up without brushing your teeth?
Challenge ahoy! It’s a photo shoot! It’s just like Rock of Love!
The boys have to shoot Daisy for the CD cover of her new single! It’s called Pretty Messed Up.
¿What?
Excuse me while I watch her performance from 101.

Bring back Britney.

“I absolutely love photo shoots. I love
playing dress up and of course
I love being sexy.”
Of course. You’re a girl.

“I fight for a living.”

Daisy chooses two teams of four. They’ll be in charge of hair make up and wardrobe. They’ll snap the pictures and one team member will be a prop. They’ve got an hour prep work.

“I’m super excited because I did my
own album cover with my band and
stuff so who knows more about
album covers than me?”

On Team 2 Fox wants to be the model.

“You know Fox you do hair for a living.
Er why don’t you do the hair and leave
the modelling to the better looking guy?”
Team 1 go first. 12p thinks the words ‘silver screen’ (Pretty Messed Up lyrics) is synonymous with the 50s and so

The team is happy with their work. 12p is happier with his.

Big Rig walks off set and the others make like eunuchs. How does it feel to when the girl you’re chasing is face sucking someone else? 12p’s good at this. Ask Romance.
Ready steady go Team 2.
Sinister is beginning to stand out as a talented kid with a helping of brains. He’s the art director and chooses the theme ‘beautiful disaster’.
Fox bumps the pro hair guy – after all, Fox is a pro hair guy – and does the Warren Beatty on The Hoya.

Over in the kitchen area Team 1 fill their faces. 12p is markedly upbeat.
Chi Chi: “Excited about going on a date later?”
12p: “I feel like I just got a little date of my own yeah.”
Lads. Welcome to 12p.
Over at Team 2 Fox wants in on the flash photography.

Daisy’s pair of tits.
These are the contesting album covers.

Team 2 is on the right so left must be Team 1.

“Who’s Marylyn Monroe?”

Ah. Fox.
Team 2 won and this guy is Daisy’s MVP.

I guess that hair and make out up session paid off.

“So she told me I win a solo date
with her. I feel so awesome that
I can be so low with her.”
Ah. Fox.
Cage and Sinister sit in the garden to lick their wounds. Daisy’s blatant favouritism is like
Daisy’s bedroom date with Fox is Greek toga themed.

Ridiculous but she did say she likes to dress up. This is what happens when you make a bottom top.
On this date Daisy finds out what everyone else already knows.

“I’m really not worried about Fox at
all because the guy is just an idiot.
He’s got no brain in his head to play
this game like I can and he’s going to
screw himself out of this competition.”
Daisy goes to bed and the boys party in the pool. A skunk invades the house and a complete melee ensues. Big tough guys chasing a lil’ ol’ skunk.

Conspiracy theory #1: did Vh1 hire the skunk from Hollywood Animals to spray hilarity into this sinking ship? Would a rat have been too obvious? Let me know.
The next day Team 2 sans Fox go out on their date. It’s a skateboarding rink.
Daisy can skateboard.
No one else can.

Daisy decides she doesn’t know enough of 6 Gauge’s deep dark secrets so she pulls him for the 1on1. Her mistake. He tells her about his goals and business acumen.

His mistake.
In the limo drive back Flex goads 6 Gauge into showing Daisy his self mutilated penis.

The day will come when Vh1 is allowed to show such things. Until then be thankful.
Night time in the mansion and Cage has had too much to drink. His antics leave Flex with a burnt hand. He isn’t done yet. Dude starts looking for a fight.

He picks on the biggest guy in the house.
An equal opportunity hot head.
What started as a shove turns ugly as Flex jumps Cage from behind. The production crew try to prevent a homicide.

You’re a lucky boy Flex.
Daisy wants to talk to Cage. It’s no good.

He’s an emotional mess. He’s drunk. He’s infuriated. Humiliated (by Flex’s pearl harbour). He’s unhappy.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani. Matthew 27:46

“I can’t. I can’t be in the same
house with Flex anymore.”
He walks.

There goes a man right there.
There will be no eliminations tonight.

Daisy talks like she evicted him.

“I don’t like violence. I grew up with
violence in my own life. And that’s
not something I condone.”
She retires to her room, crying – a hobby of hers – and gazes at the carpet.

Drama tiara.
Next week on Daisy of Love:


“I don’t like violence. I grew up with
violence in my own life. And that’s
not something I condone.”
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The Gang’s All Here

The cast and crew are all gussied up in their TV best but the (Exorcist inspired) set is missing a starlet.
Wanda Scott

Your parents give you a name. If you don’t like it you can change it.
Aka Saaphyri Windsor

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Craig opens by throwing a cheap gag at It’s expense then he introduces Frenchie. You know, the subtitles aren’t funny now that they’re doing it to her face. Really. Craig is still making fun of her accent on her third reunion show.
Frenchie refuses to take offence. Her wit charm and joi de vivre win over all in the studio. She won me over in 207.
That shot of the audience doesn’t impress me though.

That guy should be put on a list. Makes me question my own viewing habits.
What’s the difference between a jilted lover and a stalker? A blogger and a studio audience member.
Or maybe a blogger is an online groupie.
I’m with the gang.
Craig’s still talking but he’s not worth listening to. I’ve bigged up this cat as a premier league game show host. I stand by my assertion but he’s a minor league talk show host.
Angelique exempts Myammee and Saaphyri and calls the rest of them snakes. Prancer on her pedestal takes offence.

“Do you think karma is the reason why your plastic
surgeon made you look like Wanda
from In Living Color?”
The obvious shot is the cheapest.
Frenchie lets rip.

This is Becky Buckwild’s contribution to modern culture: a rib concocted out of spite and jealousy gestating into something funny and born as a permalink onto Prancer’s forehead. Forever.
Prancer can’t rap. Frenchie the Foreigner who speaks in subtitles won that argument.
Argument.
In the Flavor of Love reunion
More arguments.
Flavor of Love 2 descended into near riot. Rock of Love 1 reunion had Lacey. Season 2 had Heather trying to kill Daisy.
At reunions the starlets have seen the broadcast edit and bad blood boils. What we’ve come to expect from these shows is dirty linen aired and scores being settled.
This reunion is missing Saaphyri.
Without her trailer trash Becky Buckwild actually compliments Buddha.
¿What?
She also humiliates her friend(?) Leilene.
Craig calls Leilene to the sofa. The longer this reunion goes on the worse he sounds. Snide comments from the host won’t make anyone laugh except the studio audience – if they can read the teleprompter.
Poor Leilene is still looking for love. She’s still stripping too. You better hurry up love. Good looks don’t last forever and an aging stripper is not a good look.
Leilene’s last beau (a Brit) wasn’t bothered that she was a stripper. He dumped her because he found out she was celebreality. As a gleeful Craig points out – a stripper is higher on the totem pole than a reality star.
Ouch!
As true as it may be why would a reality show highlight that?
Then again why not?
Leilene continues one of the reasons she likes Caliente is he has the Backstreet Boys on his ipod.

Ouch!
Buyer beware: Leilene will drop you in it while thinking she’s doing you a favour.
With Saaphyri being otherwise detained Buckwild needs another alpha male to latch onto.

It’s Frank’s turn to be ‘interviewed’. The Entertainer is one of the best reality prospects Vh1 has right now. Certainly he’s the best thing in the studio. So naturally Craig talks over him.
Random squealing from the audience.
This car is crashing.
Frank campaigns for his own show. Heat a natural follower wants one too. These guys were two of the funniest in the house yet this segment is so lame I have scant hopes for It.
Craig. Stay in
Make no mistake It had the best boost on this season even ahead of Tailor Made. These two either reinforced or overhauled their characters from I Love
Don’t ask.
She calls It dumb. It’s amazing what a professional make over will do to an Ice(man). The bleach must be seeping into her brains.

That’s her on her best day.
At last the host mentions Saaphyri. Yes, It’s Mexican romance with a convicted felon.

“I flirted with all the girls in the house… I felt on
every girl’s ass… but Saaphyri was the only
girl that gave me play.”

“But she not here right now so… I got a thing for
Tailor Made is not the most intelligent of all the players. I put him on a par with Prancer and beneath Saaphyri. He is however the best educated and it shows. Looking smart in a suit and speaking with articulate concision he explains strategy. So the rambling motor mouth Becky Buckwild heckles him.
Recall Frank and Heat campaigning for shows. Well shock horror Vh1. They show a clip of The Odd Couple – Tailor Made and It’s show can be caught on Youtube. It is good. ClichĂ©d but funny and who doesn’t like It? Tailor announces they’re making a joint run for city council.

You’re glad you don’t live in
I almost forgot. Myammee won season 2.
My overriding memory of her is in the finale at the quiz section when she got one answer wrong and started arguing. First with Craig then with the quiz board.

But she does look a hell of good.
Re her lingerie.
“Were you trying to be like Megan from season one?”
“I’m not trying to be like anybody… Myammee is Myammee.”
Lying bitch. She already said she was in 201.
In any case she tells Craig what she’s going to do with all that money. She’s going to spend it on hair thereby saving the Indian subcontinent from starvation. It’s her foray into business – much like Saaphyri’s lip chap.
Oh dear.
I wish you all the best Myammee which unfortunately might mean the weave – like the permatan – is here to stay.
This season is a wrap. Lex did say this reunion was a let down but TFi won’t hold it against season 3.
Oh wait. Did anyone else notice? Where the hell is Tamara?

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